No One Can Deal with Justin Bieber Singing “My Anus Is Huge” in Lil Dicky’s “Earth” Video

By | April 19, 2019
  • Justin Bieber is a baboon in Lil Dicky’s new “Earth” video and no one can deal with his lyric “I’m like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge.”
  • FYI the song is about saving earth from global warming and it features EVERY celeb EVER.

    Hey, so, Lil Dicky’s buzzy new song “Earth” is finally out and it features literally every celebrity ever as charming animated animals—including Halsey, Ed Sheeran, Katy Perry, Snoop Dogg, Adam Levine, Shawn Mendes, and yep, even Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber (as a zebra and a baboon!). And um, their scene together literally involves the camera flying into Justin Bieber’s baboon butt to show us Ariana Grande’s zebra self. Which. HELP.

    But wait, there’s more! Justin opens the song with “Hi, I’m a baboon, I’m like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge,” at which point Ariana says “Hey, I’m a zebra. No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool. Am I white or black?”

    And if your immediate line of thought is “DID JUSTIN BIEBER JUST SAY ‘MY ANUS IS HUGE'” you are not alone, friend! The internet is in a state of shook at these incredible lyrics, not to mention the scene itself.

    Kay, so while you ponder what the hell is even happening in 2019, please note that this song actually has a super good message about saving the earth! In fact, Bieber himself asks Lil Dicky “Are we gonna die?” and Lil Dicky poetically responds, “You know what, Bieber? We might die, I’m not going to lie to you, I mean, there’s so many people out here who don’t believe Global Warming’s a real thing. You know? We gotta save this planet. We’re being stupid.”

    Watch the full video below and shoutout to Wiz Khalifa’s lyric “I’m a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole,” Shawn Mendes’ lyric “We’re just some rhinos, horny as heck, and Lil Yachty’s lyric “I’m HPV, don’t let me in.”

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